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Thai monks by Ryan Libre
The King Makes it Rain
The King of Thailand perfected and holds the patent on a form of cloud seeding. He has designed bridges and dams and holds an engineering degree from Switzerland.
The King also plays the sax and composed the Thai national anthem. He built his own sailboat and is a talented oil painter.
He is the longest reigning monarch in the world. The Thai people love him and with many good reasons.
It is Year 2552
Buddha statue by Ryan Libre
Thai people start counting from when the Buddha was born, who came along before Jesus. A few other Asian countries also count from Buddha’s birthday, but they are all a few years apart.
The Clock Starts Over Every 6 Hours
You know the 12 hour clock, you’ve heard of the 24 hour clock, but you didn’t know that most of Thailand runs on a 6 hour clock that resets 4 times a day.
Bangkok? Where’s Bangkok?
Bangkok was the temporary Thai capital after the Burmese sacked Ayutthaya. After 10 years or so the Thais moved across the river to start a new capital city called:
Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Ayuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit.
This is the longest place name in the world. Thais usually shorten it to just Krung Thep.
The original temporary capital city “Bangkok” was soon swallowed up by the rapidly expanding Krung Tep, so Bangkok is now just one of the many outlying neighborhoods.
If you ask most Thai people where Bangkok is they only have a very vague idea and wouldn’t know exactly how to get there.
The “Thai” in Thailand Means “Free”
Thailand is the only Southeast Asian country that was never colonized. This is a fact that they are very proud of and want ingrained in their national identity.
Even Thai Kings Often Misspell Words
The Thai alphabet has 6 more vowels than the entire English alphabet! All together, Thais have 32 vowels and 44 consonants.
All the Thai kings in the past several generations have been educated overseas. If you read their personal memos and writings there are many spelling errors.
The Chinese run Thailand
Chinese influence by Ryan Libre
Many generations ago there were no paid jobs in Thailand. Every man had to work for 3 months for free for the monarchy.
Sometimes that labor wasn’t enough and sometimes the kings didn’t trust their own subjects for accounting jobs, so they hired Chinese workers.
Their salaries may have been small, but they gave the Chinese the upper-hand in business, which paved the way to political success.
Thaksin (the highly polarizing former Thai Prime Minister), and a large majority of Thailand’s businessmen and politicians are the ancestors of these early Chinese workers.
Despite living in Thailand for many generations, many of these powerful individuals hold on to their Chinese heritage and often read the newspaper in Chinese.
Vegetarianism is NOT a Western Import to Thailand
The Chinese also brought vegetarianism with them hundreds of years ago.
Vegetarian Thai food by Ryan Libre
The Thais still use the Chinese word for vegetarianism, simply pronounced “J”. Eating vegetarian has been a major part of the Thai worldview for generations.
Despite the recent article in the New York Times about the “booming” vegetarian movement in Thailand, little has changed in the last 100 years and almost nothing has changed in the the last decade.
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Ryan Libre is a photojournalist based in Japan and Thailand. He was awarded the 2010 Nikon Inspiration Award for his photographic work on the Kachin struggle for independence in Myanmar. Please visit his homepage www.ryanlibre.com.
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The country’s official name was Siam (Thai: สยาม; IPA: [saˈjaːm], RTGS: Sayam origin unknown) until 23 June 1939,[3], when it was changed to Thailand; it was renamed Siam between 1945 and 11 May 1949, after which the name Thailand was once again adopted. The word Thai (ไทย) is not, as commonly believed to be, derived from the word Tai (ไท) meaning “free” in the Thai language; it is, however, the name of an ethnic group from the central plains (the Thai people).[citation needed] A famous Thai scholar argued that Tai (ไท) simply means “people” or “human being” since his investigation shows that in some rural areas the word “Tai” was used instead of the usual Thai word “khon” (คน) for people [4]. With that in mind the locals seemed to have also accepted the alternative meaning and will verbally state that it means “Land of the free”. This might be due to language barriers and the avoidance of long difficult explanations.
Hello Jake, thank you for comment.
I have heard this from 1 or 2 academics before, but Tai (for ethnic group) is ไต and for freedom is ไท. Thai as in Thailand is spelled ไทย. ( the last letter ย is basically silent.
they sound very similar to non Thai ears, but actually ไต the ethnic group is closer a “D” sound. If they really named it after the Tai ethnic group i can’t imagine why they would spell and pronounce it differently than that groups name…
But really what im doing here is not academic, if you ask common Thai people nearly everyone will tell you it means free. so that is what i want people to know.
Thanks again for you comment
Hmmm
The Clock Starts Over Every 6 Hours
You know the 12 hour clock, you’ve heard of the 24 hour clock, but you didn’t know that most of Thailand runs on a 6 hour clock that resets 4 times a day.
I’m Thai and I have no idea what you’re talking about. Yes we start our 7 pm by referring to it as “nung toom” – 1st hour of evening, and that goes til 12pm. and 1 am is Tee Nung, morning 1…but its not like we reset our clocks 4 times a day??
This should be titled 8 things i might have just made up about Thailand.
Hmmm
The Clock Starts Over Every 6 Hours
You know the 12 hour clock, you’ve heard of the 24 hour clock, but you didn’t know that most of Thailand runs on a 6 hour clock that resets 4 times a day.
I’m Thai and I have no idea what you’re talking about. Yes we start our 7 pm by referring to it as “nung toom” – 1st hour of evening, and that goes til 12pm. and 1 am is Tee Nung, morning 1…but its not like we reset our clocks 4 times a day as you imply??
There’s a lot more to thailand than these 8 weird (and possibly false) facts
“It is Year 2552
Buddha statue by Ryan Libre
Thai people start counting from when the Buddha was born, who came along before Jesus.”
Why do you have to mention this, who cares if he came before Jesus, why not say he came along before the Lone Ranger as well? Anyone who can do simple math can figure out who came first.
Thanks for writing Martin, if the western calender, or any calender started from the birth date of the Lone Ranger i would have surely mentioned him as well.
possibly my favorite comment response ever.
Haha ditto!
Interesting stuff! Especially finding out the King can play the sax! Does he have a band?
Kings and musical instruments are normal I guess. Henry 8th in England toured with his band…. before he got all fat and crazy.
Thailand was never fully colonized….true. But Siam was basically Thailand, Cambodia and Loas. The French took Cambodia and Laos and threatened to take the rest of the country unless they received money from the then King Rama5. They made the border along the Mekong river. The French also blockaded Thailand for a ransom by stopping shipping from Koh Chang in The Gulf of Thailand. The French also settled in Chantaburi and Trat areas and their building are still there today. The Brittish encroached from the West and decreased the border of Siam.
So really Siam lost half its land. Rama 5 paid off the French but he also united what was left of the country. Siam was basically divided up by wealthy warlords.
Look it up.
Thailand was never colonized cause it never existed then. Siam was halfed in size.
Also WW2 — The Japanese were allowed to walk through the country. Hmm
I apologize, but there is a small mistake in the article.
As much as I love His Majesty, he didn’t compose the national anthem… He has a total of 48 compositions from swing, waltz, to marches, but the Thai national anthem was not one of them.
Moreover… 6 hour clock’s a bit outdated don’t u think? lol
I was confused by the anthem bit as well. I looked it up and ascertained that The King didn’t compose it according to some Thai websites and wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thai_National_Anthem).
I don’t know if I agree with 6 hours thing. I think most people still say it in their daily life ?
A very good article from a foreigner I’m surprised. I suppose there are more that are yet to be revealed lol.