1. You’ve been barred from more than a few pubs.
Too many nights of tearing the arse out of it, eh? Even Jim down in Duggan’s won’t serve you ever since you knocked Mrs. O’Shea over onto her bad hip while doing a drunken and disastrous rendition of Riverdance last Christmas. You were blacklisted from a few pubs in town a couple of years ago during your lost weekend, so accepting watering holes are slowly becoming few and far between. No one knows you in England, and it’s full of louts over there too. Hop on the ferry, just take it easy on the cider on the way over.