1. Possum is a term of endearment, not just a nighttime rodent.
Sure, the standard “darling” and “babe” still apply, but there seems to be a slight misunderstanding when it comes to what non-Australian women want to hear when kissed good night. Did you just call me possum? As in the stringy, nocturnal rodent that hangs from trees with its gross, bare tail and plays dead? Apparently there are cute possums in Australia, but I haven’t seen one yet…