Cole Robertson is at large, and is not to be fed. A world wide bulletin has been released warning against making any kind of contact with this writer and freelance journalist from Vancouver, Canada. The bulletin clearly states that the former Nation intern should be considered a menace, and reported to the proper authorities if seen. “Even so much as making eye contact with Cole Robertson could lead to grave health risks” the bulletin reads. Last spotted in Buenos Aires, Robertson is reportedly working for local paper The Argentimes, where he allegedly wanders the halls repeating the phrase “I’m so lonely... so lonely.”