Colin spent his childhood being dragged kicking and screaming across America. As an adult, he realized he's a glutton for punishment, and now he's throwing himself across the world. He lives for the story and will do anything for the experience of it, though his friends don't agree that's an excuse to eat that cricket in Thailand. Colin enjoys guacamole (that cricket could have used some), music festivals, and that place in Joshua Tree that looks like a Salvador Dalí painting if you look at it the right way. Follow his adventures at www.elsewhereman.com.
It’s like a fucked up real-life version of “The Warriors,” minus the depth of character.Continue Reading →
Happy birthday, Half Dome.Continue Reading →
We’re the kind of people who start riots if our team loses.Continue Reading →
They all look so similar they may as well come off an assembly line.Continue Reading →
When I tell my parents about where I’ve been, I tell them appeasement shit.Continue Reading →
I go with: “Have enough bracelets?”Continue Reading →
I ask Jingle what happens to the cocks after their fight. “Dinner Colins!” he says.Continue Reading →