If you want to go travelling and have to give up your day job, you’re going to have to make a few cuts to enable yourself to survive, but hey, you still want to go out drinking. Here are some ideas that might make this possible.
1 – Buy soda with your vodka when you’re out, it makes your drinks loads cheaper
2 – Instead of telling him to go **** himself, allow the slimy guy at the bar to buy you a drink ( but don’t forget to test for drugs) – also makes your drinks loads cheaper, free in fact
3 – Sneak in a hip flask so that you don’t have to spend so much in the bar (but be careful, some (actually all) bar owners take a strong dislike to this and will kick you out)
4- Seek out those bars, usually aimed at students, with ridiculously cheap drink offers. You probably will have to leave fairly shortly if you want to avoid being thrown up on by a 17 year old.
5 – Get some friends round and make your own cocktails. (If you’ve got no friends just stay in and make them for yourself, more for you to enjoy. * If you do this regularly it may mean you’ve got a bit of a problem).
