Thou shalt not elect a Republican mayor.
Our beloved city hasn’t had a right-wing mayor since the early sixties, and with the hordes of progressive millennials streaming in and cramming the city’s apartment buildings, it sure doesn’t look like that streak will end anytime soon.
Thou shalt celebrate anniversaries, birthdays, and first dates in The Highlands.
LoHi is acceptable too. This rule also applies for happy hours, because there is a great new place that just opened up that has grass on the walls and like, a forest in the backyard or something.