EVER HEARD SOMEONE REFER TO OHIO as a flyover state? They’re totally right. You should never visit the Buckeye state. Here’s why:
2. We’re going to ruin marching bands for you.
3. The variety of good beer is going to give you lifelong, crippling indecision.
Bringing a few friends to @clesummercamp on 8.2! Tickets at www.clesummercamp.com.
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4. You’re going to get confused about what real chili is.
5. Your irony receptors will explode.
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6. There’s just no music scene to speak of.
The Parade the Circle puppets are bringing the boogie! Fireworks start at 8pm! #RockHall2015
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7. Water sports aren’t your scene.
8. The scenery is lame.
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A little bit of an edit but west side #ohioscenery #ohio_portsmouth_pictures
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9. Ohioans don’t know how to throw a party.
10. It’s just a wasteland for sports fans.
11. There’s no culture.
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