1. Thou shalt respect the “fxmmes.”
If you don’t know about the “bham fxmmes,” I won’t spoil the mystery. By the end of date one, she’s probably already created a post about you in this secret Facebook group. The fxmmes know your name, where you work, your favorite pastime, credit score, blood type, and whether you’re a cat person or a dog person. If you’ve ever said something creepy to a female in Birmingham, your girl will find out, and well, that’s the end of you. Sorry.