11. Not Keeping a Clean Workspace –
There’s likely to be a colony of germs all over your mouse, keyboard, desk, printer… life. Pack some disinfectant wipes to clean your space every now and then, but make sure they won’t harm your computer.

12. Not Exercising At All – It’s pretty easy to blow off the gym when you’ve had a stressful day at work, but force yourself to make it there. Some people opt for an early work-out to keep the adrenaline pumping all morning. Unfortunately, I’m not one of those people who bounce out of bed smiling – I’m more inclined to punch that person in the face. I used to eat a light snack 30 minutes before leaving work, and then hit the gym no matter how busy it was. Do NOT go home for supper first, I guarantee you will not return.

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13. Not Sleeping – As someone who used to stay up until 2 a.m. finishing work and then wake up at 7 a.m. to do it all over again, let me tell you your mind will disintegrate. You will not be able to function at meetings and you will roll painfully through the day like you’re pushing a boulder uphill. Sleep is the key to success, I am sure of it.

14. Sitting in a Crap Chair – I just told you that sitting is bad for you, period. But it’s hard to complete your work from a treadmill unless you’re a fitness coach, so you need to compromise. Invest in a good office chair. Do some research and then splash the cash; it’ll be worth it.

15. If You Work From Home, Mix it Up –
Sure, you have the office set up to suit you, but spending all day every day in your home screws with your head. You might find yourself talking to your cats more than usual,or leaving your hair uncombed for days and forgetting to shower (true story). You’re also more apt to go out and spend money in the evenings just to escape the house, or get completely hammered on a Monday evening. Take your laptop and head to a cafe where you can simultaneously people-watch and be productive.

16. Holding Your Breath – Here’s something freaky you might not have heard of before – email apnea. Apparently most people hold their breath or start breathing shallower whilst checking their email or using their phone. This significantly contributes to stress-related diseases and disrupts things like learning, memory, sleep and even the ability to feel pain. Breathe deeply, and through the nose!


17. Working From Your Bed –
If you work from home, it’s easy to opt for comfort and spend all day working from the luxury of a soft bed. This throws your body all out of whack and disrupts sleep patterns. Avoid temptation, and keep your work in your office.

18. Being a Slave to Email – Unless it’s an emergency, most people won’t care if you take a little while to reply to their email. Set certain hours during the day to respond, and then move on with the day. This will also help you avoid being one of those douchebags constantly checking their email while in the company of others.

19. Eating in Front of a Computer – Like I said, your keyboard is a disgusting germ hub. When you’re typing with food nearby, you easily transfer over the germs. It’s never a bad idea to take the time out to actually enjoy your meal rather than mindlessly shoving it in your mouth.

20. Gossip – The most important rule you’ll ever learn: do not participate in the office drama. Colleagues often become friends, but if you have a wild night out on the town and somebody hooks up with a stripper, keep it to yourself. Nobody can afford to have people saying slanderous things about them, especially not in the workplace.

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Candice Walsh

Candice is a travel writer and blogger currently stationed in St. John’s, Newfoundland. When she’s not shooting whiskey and hitting on men, she’s eating nachos and dreaming about her next big adventure. Check out her blog, Candice Does the World.

  • http://matadortravel.com/traveler/evasandoval EvaSandoval

    Tooooooootally guilty of too many of these – although I’m glad to hear I’m not the only one who retreats to the comfort of my bed when I’m “working”… napping… working… napping. Great article as always, Candice!

  • http://matadortravel.com/travel-community/nickrowlands Nick Rowlands

    Er, is 15 out of 20 good or bad?

    And yup, I find myself holding my breath as I type this – scary stuff.

    Perhaps it’s time to regress to childhood, and go get a job picking fruit…

  • http://www.baconismagic.ca Ayngelina

    Thank you for reminding me why I’m traveling. I was guilty of all of them – except I miss getting paid while being on Twitter and Facebook :)

  • http://itchyfoot.tumblr.com Sara C.

    It kind of bugs me the way that writers assume that EVERYONE must be dieting at all times. There is nothing wrong or dangerous about treating yourself to a cupcake every once in a while. And while 3 or 4 cups of coffee a day is not a great idea in terms of caffeine intake, the calories in a tablespoon of milk and a half-teaspoon of sugar are not going to kill you.

  • http://www.kaleidoscopicwandering.com JoAnna

    Regarding #12, when I was a slave to Corporate America, I used to spend 30 minutes out of every hour lunch break taking a brisk walk. In a half hour, I could go about two miles. This forced me out of the office, garnered some much needed exercise and fresh air, and helped keep me sane in a sea of insanity.

  • http://www.sarah-park.com Sarah

    I actually don’t know the phone sex operator joke… Gonna tell us or what???

    Oh, and I’m kinda guilty of perpetuating an office rumor about a coworker and a stripper. Oops! Haha, but it was sooo worth it.

  • http://mikesowden.org/feveredmutterings Mikeachim

    *head in hands*

    Um….does it completely negate everything bad if I have, like, 20 litres of *black* coffee every day? None of that oh-so-bad milk thing? Does that pluck me from the fire with only superficial singeing?

    Yep. I thought not.

    Well, that’s me pooched.

    if there was a 21), I’d have to offer up: “underworking”. This is where you string out a 30-minute task so it lasts 8 hours, or meander your way semi-carelessly through something mundane, getting to the end of it through random chance rather than momentum and willpower. I’ve done that a few times (shamefully), in jobs I’ve hated. And after a while it poisons the soul and pours molasses into the gears of your mind….

  • http://vagabonderz.com Carlo Alcos

    I carry my hand sanitizer from a string around my neck. Belt loops are so last year.

    @Sara C. I took that as tongue in cheek. At the same time, when I worked in the corporate world, I saw tons (pardon the pun) of overweight people sitting at their desk, constantly (and mindlessly) reaching into their drawers for snacks. All day long. Everyday. Unhealthy snacking in the workplace is so common. Exacerbated by sitting for 8 hours per day, hardly getting up for a walk. I worked in IT and remember how people would complain that the printer across the room or down the hall was too far.

  • http://omnivoroustraveler.wordpress.com Darrin

    Great advice, especially #14. I’ve seen many offices with chairs that are 15+ years old and worn out, and people are still sitting in them! Are the employees trying to mold their backs and legs in the shape of the plastic chair frames, becoming grotesque bonzai people?
    Working at home on a crappy chair is just as bad.

    Re: “it’s hard to complete your work from a treadmill unless you’re a fitness coach” –there are actually treadmill desks now; the third auto-fill phrase Google gives you when you start to type “treadmill” is “treadmill desk”, so that hints at the popularity of them.

  • http://www.candicedoestheworld.com Candice

    Thanks for the comments, folks. I’m STILL guilty of these things, it’s just far too easy to sit with my feet up on a coffee table while I’m doing my work on the couch.

    @Sara: Those comments weren’t entirely serious, I enjoy the regular cupcake or 20. As for the coffee, I like mine sweet and use about 3 teaspoons. I’m not the only one.

    @Darrin: I had NO idea that existed, sweet!

  • http://www.constantnomad.com Constant Nomad

    A recent joiner to the office culture I have started calling “the box life,” I could not agree more with your advice. Working inside at a desk all day is the most unhealthy thing I’ve ever done in my life, and trying to stay sane and healthy while doing it is proving to be difficult. I have found that biking to work, daily yoga and exercise, and drinking lots of water and tea instead of coffee are helpful, along with taking short breaks to walk around the block.

  • E. Grover

    #9 hit home.

    I work simultaneously as a Barista and as a freelance graphic designer/artist. So, not only do I drink 7-8 americanos a day just for the sake of coffee being constantly available and free but I also end up forgetting to put anything else into my body. Recently, I find myself thinking about what I have had to eat during the day and I have this sudden realization that I haven’t eaten all day or even if a couple days.

    Perhaps it is time to lay off the coffee.

  • http://www.Savvy-Writer.com Rebecca

    I had flashbacks from my days in corporate America. Coffee was a big deal. If the pot was empty, it was like the end of the world! Who took the last cup? Who didn’t make another pot? Whew! People would be on the warpath. I think there’s a short film in there somewhere.

 

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