5. You know your closest BCL and private, their hours, and cost comparisons.
6. You went to your first happy hour in your 20s.
7. You’re all too enthusiastic to buy an out-of-towner a welcome rocky mountain bear fucker.
8. You get extra defensive about your position on PBR, Lucky Lager, Hell’s Gate, and Cariboo.
9. You know that camping is really just a socially acceptable way of saying “woods drinking.”
10. You smugly celebrate the start of patio season three weeks before the rest of the country.
11. You made a pilgrimage to Alberta when you were 18. Sorry Calgary.
12. You know which bars have board games but you never play them.
13. You know the night got away from you when you suddenly realize you’re in Roosters. (How did I get to Pitt Meadows? How am I getting home? Is that an upside down margarita?!)
14. You’ve achieved a critical hit and earned a beerbarian button at the Storm Crow.
15. You know you can’t judge people’s appearance at Bon’s on Saturday and Sunday mornings.
16. You’ve given up on drinking during fireworks.
17. You have a healthy fear of Mirage, The Dew and Status.
18. You wish you were rich enough to drink at Pourhouse all the time.
