We do a lot of features here on Matador Nights about drinking. We like to let you know where to drink and what to drink and even how to drink. Now we’re going to tell you how not to drink.



Like this.

If you can’t stand the misery, I suggest skipping ahead the the three minute mark.

Community Connection

Want to read more about the hazards of drinking? Check out Eva Holland’s article World’s Worst Spot for a DUI or check out the Matador Community’s tips to cure your hangover.

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Kate Sedgwick

Kate Sedgwick edits Matador Nights from Buenos Aires where she organizes her live storytelling project, Second Story, and stays busy giving art tours and doing yoga. Read more about her than you might want to know at her blog YesThereIsSuchAThingAsAStupidQuestion.com.

  • http://matadortravel.com/travel-community/candicew86 Candice

    Thank you for posting this. I’ll be thinking of this guy when I’m facedown in a platter of nachos tonight.

  • http://amanofnonation.blogspot.com/ Kevin Post

    Getting drunk is overrated, expensive, unhealthy, stupid and regretful.

    • http://matadortravel.com/travel-community/candicew86 Candice

      Thank you for the insight, Kevin.

  • http://matadortrips.com/ Hal Amen

    oh dear god

  • http://travelerahoy.wordpress.com/ Alouise

    All I have to say is thank god he left that store empty handed. If you can’t stand up in a liquor store it’s safe to say you should probably be cut off.

  • Katie Hammel

    I’m hoping this video was produced, otherwise I have to wonder: how did he get home? If he couldn’t even stand up in the store, let’s hope he didn’t walk outside and get in his car or try walking down the street where he could have wandered into traffic.

    • http://yesthereissuchathingasastupidquestion.wordpress.com/ Kate Sedgwick

      Probably had a police escort to the hoosegow.

  • http://www.tourisme-montreal.org/Blogs/Gay-Life Daniel Baylis

    I think I’ve seen this guy in Montréal’s gay village.

    Or maybe it was me?

  • Eric Boehling

    This clip is certainly painful to watch. It’s worth noting, though, that the man in the video was reported as having been high on ether–an alcohol, true, but not the kind of alcohol we typically read about here on Matador (let’s hope!).

  • Linda

    That’s really creepy to watch without the sound. When he’s stuck by the six-pack, I just really want him to grab the fridge handle and pull himself up. I keep hoping he he will…

  • Natalie

    I started by laughing and then I just gaped in horror. This was worse than a laughing matter – this was just painful!

  • http://rawr52@blogspot.com Sandy

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s_40rM_L0s

    This made me laugh so hard, i had to close my office door so people thought I was still doing work.
    the yakety sax remix is also brilliant.

  • Scifenefics

    I doubt that’s just beer heroin more like

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