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December 1996, Louisville, KY. USA

I was a chubby just 21 year old art student with a mohawk and a love for gin the night of the The Hunter S. Thompson Tribute in Memorial Auditorium. I went with my mom. Behind us sat my psychiatrist who I secretly despised, cuddling with his wife in a way that disgusted me. I was surprised to see him there. On stage were Hunter Thompson and a strange group of people there to honor him including, if memory serves, his wheelchair-bound mother, Warren Zevon, and Johnny Depp.

Thomspson wore a hat with ear flaps. Ron Whitehead, the poet and MC was playing up their connection in front of a packed house, his skinny body bending and swerving as he speed-read his poems with an enthusiasm normally reserved for 16 year olds losing their virginity. Thompson drunkenly hollered, “Slow down! Slow down!” It was obvious he was blitzed from the moment he walked on stage and by the end of the night he was barely able to make himself understood. My shrink and his wife clutched at each other, stroking, comforting, terrorized. This satisfied and repelled me.

Thompson was accompanied by Johnny Depp. It was the period before the release of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (the movie) during which Depp was observing Thompson for maximum fidelity.

After the show, I buckled myself into a mauve sedan with some other photography students and we sped through the streets on our way to the Bristol. “Everybody’s going there!” said Cathy.

At a table in the Bristol sat a very old Raoul Duke, packed in by fans and more than one gorgeous woman he seemed to be ignoring in his stupor. I ordered a gin and tonic and hung back a minute before approaching the table to get the program from the show signed for my mother. He seemed small and frail and his glasses magnified his large, watery eyes in the wobbly candle light. Something about him reminded me of a frightened rabbit.

“My mom just loves you. She got me to read Fear and Loathing when I was twelve.”

“You look like a victim of domestic violence,” Thompson growled at me.

“Why do you say that?”

“Oh, lighten up, honey. It’s a joke.” He scrawled something on the program that covered the entire page and was completely illegible.

“Thanks,” I said. Dismissed.

My friends were sticking around, but I could walk home from there. Another drink might have been nice, but I didn’t have the cash. I sucked the rest of my cocktail up through its tiny straw, and once on the sidewalk in front, alone, I let a monster belch reverberate into the cold night air on the empty street. To my left I heard someone say, “Nice one.” I looked. Johnny Depp was standing in the shadows, smiling.

“One too many gin and tonics,” I said.

“I know the feeling.”

Holy shit, I thought. Then I walked home by myself thinking of domestic violence.

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Kate Sedgwick

Kate Sedgwick edits Matador Nights from Buenos Aires where she organizes her live storytelling project, Second Story, and stays busy giving art tours and doing yoga. Read more about her than you might want to know at her blog YesThereIsSuchAThingAsAStupidQuestion.com.

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  • Lydia

    Awesome story! I loved your description of Hunter S Thompson. I think it is pretty insighful. And Im happy to hear the Johnny Depp digs a chick who can belch,….Depp always seems like such a nice guy.

    • http://yesthereissuchathingasastupidquestion.wordpress.com/ Kate Sedgwick

      Thanks, Lydia. I was surprised at the comment – but he does seem like a pretty nice guy.

  • http://travelerahoy.wordpress.com Alouise

    Wow what an encounter, sure you won’t forget that. I’m reading The Proud Highway right now and I’ve always wondered what it would’ve been like to meet Hunter S. Thompson, I have a feeling it would’ve been quite interesting.

  • http://miller-david.com david miller

    i enjoyed reading this kate.

    not trying to sneak into HST’s funeral in CO (or at least the surrounding mountains) is one of my biggest regrets.

    • http://yesthereissuchathingasastupidquestion.wordpress.com/ Kate Sedgwick

      Thanks, David. I bet there were all kinds of strange people hiding behind Colorado trees that day.

  • Jake

    Urrrggg…soooooooooooo jealous. If I could meet anybody from any time, Hunter would be right behind the Buddha, and Depp would be pretty high on that list, too.

    • http://yesthereissuchathingasastupidquestion.wordpress.com/ Kate Sedgwick

      Look at it this way: you didn’t have to grow up in Louisville, KY.

  • http://RickyVoisin.com Raina Delaware

    Johnny Depp is simply the best moviestar. No one can ever match his perfect acting in pirates of the carribean trilogy.

  • http://arachnoidcyst.org Catherine “da Great” Clay

    didera Scaggs was his bitch for the night and I can, indeed confirm, there was weed in his pipe. I mean cummon!!! It’s their cash crop and everyone knew what a junkie he was so yes he was blitzed out of his mind.

    DUDE!!! How could you!!! I’m gonna cry. I have it… the photo you took of me asking him to sign my titty. It’s too bad I can’t add the photos of my jugs with his signature and a couple of photos YOU took as well as me.

    Katie’s belches are, indeed, epic. She did not give a flying fuck what anybody thought, fearless. Dammit we sat together at the table when they came in and those fucks closed the kitchen and wouldn’t even make Johnny Depp ANYTHING to eat. I mean come the fuck ON.

    Katie pushed me into going over and talking to Johnny Depp because, well, he’s just signed my tit so there was a little air of familiarity. I can’t believe you forgot this Katie. It was just you and me walking down the street with people going or gone and here comes Johnny Depp with a photographer who also photographed him signing my titty.

    Did you walk home alone… that part is right.

    Man how could you have forgotten part I. Then Part II. Then part III. Katie, Katie, Katie… and I’ve had brain surgery. Twice.

    Let me know if I can post some photos for you. I don’t know why I didn’t get a fucking photo with YOU!!!! Dumass.

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