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Matador takes a sneak peak at the world’s bullocks.

Cooking animelles (you know) is taken so seriously that there’s a yearly World Testicle Cooking Championship held each year in Serbia. There’s even a cookbook available for scrotum enthusiasts.

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Here>The American West (Bull)

Known as Rocky Mountain Oysters (or Prairie Oysters), these balls hail from the nether-regions of bulls or buffaloes. They are “peeled” (yelp), coated in flour and fried. In a final act of indignity, some chefs prefer to cook them only after they’ve been pounded flat.

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Eagle,>Taiwan (Rooster)

As Nellie Haung reported on Matador last year, rooster testicles are “bigger than you’d imagine, with thin veins and a tight plump texture.” They’re easily found in Tapei’s Snake Alley.

Philippines (Bull)

Fan’s of Andrew Zimmern’s Bizarre Foods might be enlightened about bull’s rectum and testicle soup, which is served piping hot in the Philippines. This adapted version of oxtail soup is found in Philippines and pretty much combines everything back there into one pot.

Lancashire, England (Lamb)

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Guess>food sucked in the UK?

While they are also served in Oklahoma and Indonesia, Lancashire has allegedly developed a particular taste for these particular balls.

China (Everything)

You’ll have no problem finding testicles in China. You’re likely to find almost any variety, including dog, ox, deer and goat. Many restaurants (or carts) allow you to peruse your options before they’re cooked on skewers.

Community Connection

Into worldly food? Be sure to check out Ripped Knickers and Other Chilean Food. We’ve also shed a little light on how Canadians treat a hangover with extreme grease and were happy to binge eat in Bangkok.

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About The Author

Tom Gates

Tom is a wayward writer based in Los Angeles. He has served as Editor for both Matador Nights and Life. He loves to go far, far away whenever possible. He is also pretending to be a third person right now and is obviously writing his own bio. He knows that you knew that, despite the deft maneuvering of pronouns.

  • Luke Nye

    don’t forget Mongolia. Goat testicles a-plenty. at least on the day when all the herders castrate their goats.

  • http://www.adventurouskate.com/ Adventurous Kate

    Thank you for the laugh, Tom. I’ll be back after posting this on the Facebook walls of my best friends. That noise you’ll be hearing is half a dozen girls across the United States screaming, “THAT’S WHAT (S)HE SAID!”

  • http://www.sarah-park.com Sarah

    Not gonna lie… I’m obviously going to taste balls the very next chance I get.

  • http://aliadventures7.wordpress.com Ali

    Great article, definitely entertaining! Also your unexpectedly hilarious bio made me laugh out loud!

  • http://joelrunyon.com/two3 Joel

    best matador headline i’ve read in a while

  • http://waywardlife.posterous.com/ Tom Gates

    Luke – thanks for reminding me about the great balls of Mongolia, I had hear about how people have felt them before. Joel – It started with the title, you’re correct – I kind of tickled the balls out after naming the article. Ali – I am glad I could entertain balls! (EVERYONE, just so you know, I am 13 years old and continually ripping off AC/DC’s “Big Balls”).

  • http://vagabonderz.com Carlo

    The opportunity for puns is astounding. I really have to write more about balls.

  • http://wildfornature.blogspot.com Carolyn

    You missed Montana. Check out the festival at Big Sky.

  • http://travellerwithin.blogspot.com Mo-ha-med

    Cairo! Ask for ‘makhaasi’ in a popular food shop. Bull balls very elaborately prepared.

  • http://www.girlventures.net Maggie

    Hysterical. I laughed until I cried. I’m a vegan, but I know plenty of people who eat balls — I’ll definitely be forwarding this on to them.

  • theaviatrix

    Interesting… I haven’t encountered anything like the such in China yet.. or maybe I just can’t recognize them! I do know that a relative once sent us sliced deer penis. It’s a very expensive gift that’s an honor to receive!

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