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GloZell is onto something. Kesha’s got a problem with alcohol.

It can’t be a secret when Wikipedia states, “While in Los Angeles, Kesha had the opportunity to sing background vocals for Paris Hilton’s single, ‘Nothing in This World,’ which led to a later incident in which she vomited in Hilton’s closet.

Even if you don’t have the faintest idea of who Kesha is (I didn’t), if you resent corporate rock, inane lyrics devoid of meaning, and cookie cutter sound, you’ll have a deeper appreciation for GloZell‘s observational comedy.

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Kate Sedgwick

Editor-at-large, Kate Sedgwick, works from Buenos Aires where she organizes her live storytelling project, Second Story Buenos Aires. Read more about her than you might want to know at her blog YesThereIsSuchAThingAsAStupidQuestion.com, and follow her infrequent tweets @KateSedgwick.

Archived Responses to Kesha’s Tik Tok as dissected by GloZell

  1. Heidi says:

    First of all, it is Ke$ha and Tik Tok!!!

    Maybe if Glozell could pronounce English, the writer could spell things correctly.

    Or, at least if you do a post on a star, you should research the info. ;)

    I like this song and I think it was #1 for awhile so obviously lots of people like it.

    And I am not a teenager but middle aged! Tell me Glozell listens to no music

    about drinkin’ bub in a club or Patron on ice…..She is just a hater. She should

    listen to the title of Ke$ha’s latest hit, “Blah, Blah, Blah”!!!

    • Hmmm. You’ve got something there with the Tik Tok. Excuse me for relying on those pesky things called dictionaries (or maybe they’re diktionaries?) and the spelling on the videos as posted on YouTube for my spelling tips. Lesson learned!

      As for Kesha v. Ke$ha – well, there are some things I won’t do – and apparently neither will Wikipedia, who spells her name as I have here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kesha I can’t force myself to use a dollar sign as an s. I won’t do it and you can’t make me!

      Also, some things deserve to be hated. Call her a hater, but I think GloZell is a genius!

  2. Candice says:

    Oh man, I don’t know who GloZell is, but she’s freaking amazing. That was brilliant. LOLing at the first comment. It’s gotta be good if it’s a #1 single!

  3. Anonymous says:

    LOL, that’s pretty good.

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