Comments on: Proposed method of measurement: The Cook based coefficient of douche http://matadornetwork.com/nights/proposed-method-of-measurement-the-cook-based-coefficient-of-douche/ travel culture worldwide Sat, 11 Feb 2012 07:56:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Carlo http://matadornetwork.com/nights/proposed-method-of-measurement-the-cook-based-coefficient-of-douche/#comment-59813 Carlo Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:30:30 +0000 http://matadornights.com/?p=3803#comment-59813 I wonder if Dane Cook is the equivalent to Australia's Kyle Sandilands (a radio personality). When he asked a 14-yr old girl hooked up to a lie detector test if she was a virgin, she admitted she'd been raped when she was 12. His reaction? ""Right ... is that the only experience you've had?" He also joked that this overweight comedian could lose more weight if she went to a concentration camp. Class act. I wonder if Dane Cook is the equivalent to Australia’s Kyle Sandilands (a radio personality). When he asked a 14-yr old girl hooked up to a lie detector test if she was a virgin, she admitted she’d been raped when she was 12. His reaction? “”Right … is that the only experience you’ve had?”

He also joked that this overweight comedian could lose more weight if she went to a concentration camp.

Class act.

]]> By: Jarrod http://matadornetwork.com/nights/proposed-method-of-measurement-the-cook-based-coefficient-of-douche/#comment-59556 Jarrod Tue, 27 Oct 2009 07:22:47 +0000 http://matadornights.com/?p=3803#comment-59556 Dane Cook may be a douche, but it is an act, so you need to define doucheness in a new set of terms. For example all men are douches to some extent, the question is what the difference is between a douche and a DOUCHE? Dane Cook may be a douche, but it is an act, so you need to define doucheness in a new set of terms. For example all men are douches to some extent, the question is what the difference is between a douche and a DOUCHE?

]]> By: Carlo http://matadornetwork.com/nights/proposed-method-of-measurement-the-cook-based-coefficient-of-douche/#comment-59555 Carlo Tue, 27 Oct 2009 04:39:14 +0000 http://matadornights.com/?p=3803#comment-59555 You guys are confusing me. And I still don't know who Dane Cook is. You guys are confusing me. And I still don’t know who Dane Cook is.

]]> By: Tim http://matadornetwork.com/nights/proposed-method-of-measurement-the-cook-based-coefficient-of-douche/#comment-59554 Tim Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:37:43 +0000 http://matadornights.com/?p=3803#comment-59554 Well, asking people not to be a-holes is so inherently superior to BEING an a-hole it could be very easily mistaken for condescending, when it's really just good manners, so I won't make an issue of what I believe is your confusion. It's not really that hard to be nice and not sh*t on people. You just mind your own business and share what you do like with people that may not be aware of it yet. Well, asking people not to be a-holes is so inherently superior to BEING an a-hole it could be very easily mistaken for condescending, when it’s really just good manners, so I won’t make an issue of what I believe is your confusion. It’s not really that hard to be nice and not sh*t on people. You just mind your own business and share what you do like with people that may not be aware of it yet.

]]> By: Kate Sedgwick http://matadornetwork.com/nights/proposed-method-of-measurement-the-cook-based-coefficient-of-douche/#comment-59553 Kate Sedgwick Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:03:28 +0000 http://matadornights.com/?p=3803#comment-59553 Wow! Lots of people like Whitesnake, too. We're not allowed to make fun of them, either? Isn't it funny when someone so condescendingly tells everyone not to be so condescending? It always makes me laugh. While many "good" people have bad taste, having such bad taste is a sign of stupidity. And in a way, I guess I can see your point. Stupid people don't have any choice in the matter, though I think superior crybabies who want to piss on everyone's good time do. Wow! Lots of people like Whitesnake, too. We’re not allowed to make fun of them, either? Isn’t it funny when someone so condescendingly tells everyone not to be so condescending? It always makes me laugh. While many “good” people have bad taste, having such bad taste is a sign of stupidity. And in a way, I guess I can see your point. Stupid people don’t have any choice in the matter, though I think superior crybabies who want to piss on everyone’s good time do.

]]> By: Tim http://matadornetwork.com/nights/proposed-method-of-measurement-the-cook-based-coefficient-of-douche/#comment-59552 Tim Mon, 26 Oct 2009 07:06:26 +0000 http://matadornights.com/?p=3803#comment-59552 I don't like Dane Cook either and his voice hurts my ears, but all this rabid Dane Cook hatery that is so fashionable stinks of hipsterdom and seems just as douchey as the man himself. Get over yourselves. Millions of good people like him for some reason. David Cross is a dick but I don't get on a soap box about it. Quit being so edgy and condescending. Lots of people like white bread too. There's no reason to spit on them. I don’t like Dane Cook either and his voice hurts my ears, but all this rabid Dane Cook hatery that is so fashionable stinks of hipsterdom and seems just as douchey as the man himself. Get over yourselves. Millions of good people like him for some reason. David Cross is a dick but I don’t get on a soap box about it. Quit being so edgy and condescending. Lots of people like white bread too. There’s no reason to spit on them.

]]> By: Carlo http://matadornetwork.com/nights/proposed-method-of-measurement-the-cook-based-coefficient-of-douche/#comment-59637 Carlo Sat, 24 Oct 2009 22:46:42 +0000 http://matadornights.com/?p=3803#comment-59637 Haha...fair enough. And it is in earnest. We are sheltered down here. Haha…fair enough. And it is in earnest. We are sheltered down here.

]]> By: Kate Sedgwick http://matadornetwork.com/nights/proposed-method-of-measurement-the-cook-based-coefficient-of-douche/#comment-59631 Kate Sedgwick Sat, 24 Oct 2009 10:52:06 +0000 http://matadornights.com/?p=3803#comment-59631 If this question is in earnest, Carlo, I have two things to say to you. God has shown you mercy and wikipedia is there for a reason. If this question is in earnest, Carlo, I have two things to say to you. God has shown you mercy and wikipedia is there for a reason.

]]> By: Carlo http://matadornetwork.com/nights/proposed-method-of-measurement-the-cook-based-coefficient-of-douche/#comment-59630 Carlo Sat, 24 Oct 2009 09:33:44 +0000 http://matadornights.com/?p=3803#comment-59630 Who's Dane Cook? Who’s Dane Cook?

]]> By: Kate Sedgwick http://matadornetwork.com/nights/proposed-method-of-measurement-the-cook-based-coefficient-of-douche/#comment-59777 Kate Sedgwick Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:24:15 +0000 http://matadornights.com/?p=3803#comment-59777 For me a questions remains. How do we state the Douchiness? Do we say, "He's a point seven douche"? Or is it only measured in quarters? Ex: "He's half a douche." For me a questions remains. How do we state the Douchiness? Do we say, “He’s a point seven douche”? Or is it only measured in quarters? Ex: “He’s half a douche.”

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