Photo by libertinus

You have to be careful not to step in dogshit in Buenos Aires. For some, that’s what they’ll remember most about it. In what terms do you ‘see’ a place?

RIDING HOME FROM Palermo on the creaking subte during rush hour madness. People elbowing me in the back. The heat of so many bodies. Everyone keeping his or her head down. Looks ranging from disgust to all-out despair on the faces. Nobody saying a word.

“Viste lo que es?” my friend Gustavo asks. You see what this is?

I nod and and think about it for a second and then say, “People get used to anything after a while.” The verb acostumbrar: to become accustomed to.

The train rocks through the curves and we all lean into one another, then recoil, pretending we never felt or smelt each others’ bodies.

“This is us,” Gusavo says. We push our way out through a dozen people–”permiso. . . con permiso. . .perdón,” nearly falling into the station where a guy wearing a scarf is playing a somber and perfect melody on the cello. Gustavo flips a coin into his open instrument case. We climb the filthy stairs to the cold and miraculous air outside.

“Those poor people,” Gustavo says. “They have to do this every day.”

“That many people, traveling every day. . . you’d think there’d be enough revenue to improve the transit system.” As soon as this is of my mouth–even though it was in flawless Spanish–I realize how much of a Gringo-sounding statement I’ve just made.

Watch where you step. Photo: Kai Hendry

“Yeah, but it all ends up in the impresarios’ pockets,” Gustavo says. “It’s a país de mierda.” A shit country.

“Cuidado!” I step over a huge pile of dogshit. Then I say: “So these people get on a train de mierda, go to jobs de mierda, and then on their way home, actually step in mierda?”

Exactemente,” Gustavo says, laughing. “Es todo mierda.”

Gustavo and I have had this same conversation–how Buenos Aires is una mierda–off and on for the last five years. He was born here and lives here but every few months just can’t take it anymore and ends up cooking or managing some restaurant in Mar del Plata or Miami or Costa Rica.

Anyone who is used to clean streets and orderly public transportation will see immediately how Buenos Aires is a city de mierda. But at the same time there’s something lovable and unbreakable about this place.

At the bottom of it all are the street dogs–some with unspeakable wounds and scars and deformities–trotting the concrete, tougher than any army. There’s the guy playing cello. Adding just the right soundtrack to the madness of the subway.

And then there are the capos, those doing whatever it is under whatever circumstances–whether it’s playing soccer or delivering babies–as well as it can be done.

Photo by Loco085

Capos are rare, but you meet them here from time to time, like today in the Cafe Ocho Rincones, on the corner of Forest and Alvarez Thomas. Lau and I walked in and sat down, and there he was, immediately nodding at us that he’d noted our entry and would be right over.

A waiter from the old-school with pomade-slicked hair and an immaculate bow tie. And even though he’d probably arrived here this morning off a train or bus de mierda, you’d never know it from his eyes, which said ‘as long as you’re here, whatever it is you need, I’m going to take care of you.’ He approached our table.

“Madame,” he said, bowing slightly to Lau, then “Caballero,” turning to me, “Welcome.”

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About The Author

David Miller

David Miller is senior editor of Matador (winner of 2010 and 2011 Lowell Thomas awards for travel journalism), and BETA magazine. After living for the last two years in Patagonia, Argentina, he is returning with his wife and two young children to the Southern US. Follow him @dahveed_miller.

  • Pol

    I don’t think you’re being fair with a wonderful city such as Buenos Aires, the point is what were you trying to prove?. Have you been in Delhi? Is that a mierda city also? One of the most dirty but also interesting city in the world. Sad, because there is so many people who are reading your article, you should be a little more respectful with your readers.
    Very poor your note.

    • http://matadortravel.com/travel-community/david-miller David Miller

      pol,

      gracias por tu comentario. a mi me encanta buenos aires. mi esposa es porteña, y también mi hija. pasamos la mitad del año allá. si leés atentamente, vas a notar que la idea prevaleciente es que la ciudad misma y sus habitantes tienen un alma muy especial (a pesar de la caca de perro…) De hecho, intenté introducir el concepto de ser “un capo”, algo que es muy difícil de traducir, no solamente por el idioma, sino porque no tiene un equivalente en nuestra cultura.

      No quiero ser irrespetuoso, Pol, pero te invito a leer el artículo una vez más. Me parece que no entendiste bien de qué se trata y cuáles son mis sentimientos por Buenos Aires.

      Pasé por tu blog en Matador, y me gustó mucho. Bienvenido a la comunidad!

  • Leticia

    Me gustó el artículo. No soy porteña, soy rosarina, pero entiendo el punto…

    Capo : )

    PS: yo levanto la caca de mi perro!

  • Miche

    Yo también! Me gustó el artículo. es la verdad!

  • Ana

    Me encanto! Muy bueno. No me parecio para nada irrespetuoso, es verdad que las calles estan llenas de mierda! jaja! Ademas, tiene una especie de moraleja. Ya lo comparti con mis amigos en Facebook!

  • Josh

    Only a totally biased person would write something like this. You come across as a totally ignorant person, lacking all sense of respect and appreciation for what is unique and different. Buenos Aires may have its shortcomings, but tell me which city does not? Is the city where you live so perfect? I doubt it. It is people like you who make this world “a mierda”. Open up your horizons, take off your blinders and step out of your box. You have become way too square already. Quite obviously!

    • David Miller

      josh,

      thanks for commenting.

      i live in argentina.

      it seems like you didn’t fully read this story.

      it’s kind of a lover letter, viste?

    • ShirleyD

      You don’t love “in spite of” but rather “because of”. He captured the feel of BsAs perfectly, in all its contradictions. And, yes, the Capo. Small moments of delight.

    • http://matadornights.com Kate Sedgwick

      If he took off his blinders, he’d probably step in shit, though. I think you’re missing the point.

    • David

      My my, Josh! It occurs to me that perhaps you are complaining and whinning for nothing because it doesn’t seem like you live in Buenos Aires. I LIVE in Buenos Aires. And it’s a city de mierda. Que parte no entendiste? ¿O te parece que esto es fenomenal?  A ver, di: ¿de dónde sos?

    • David

      My my, Josh! It occurs to me that perhaps you are complaining and whinning for nothing because it doesn’t seem like you live in Buenos Aires. I LIVE in Buenos Aires. And it’s a city de mierda. Que parte no entendiste? ¿O te parece que esto es fenomenal?  A ver, di: ¿de dónde sos?

    • David

      My my, Josh! It occurs to me that perhaps you are complaining and whinning for nothing because it doesn’t seem like you live in Buenos Aires. I LIVE in Buenos Aires. And it’s a city de mierda. Que parte no entendiste? ¿O te parece que esto es fenomenal?  A ver, di: ¿de dónde sos?

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