1. Insult Jack Daniel’s.
Few things make a Tennessean more proud than getting to tell someone they’re from the state that springs the water of life, the elixir of youth, the best-selling brand of American whiskey in the world — Jack Daniel’s. Sure, not everyone in the world knows where Tennessee is, but everyone knows Mr. Jack. To put it simply, we really love our whiskey.
So if you’re looking to piss off someone from Tennessee, say something along the lines of “Bourbon is just so much better” or “I don’t really see the hype of Jack Daniel’s anyway.”
That’s fine. Keep your shitty Bourbon. I’ll take another Jack on the rocks, please.