1. Jack’s Pizza and Wings
Ah, Jack’s. A smoky hole in the wall of gargantuan slices of greasy pizza slathered with mashed potatoes, gravy, collard greens, and fried chicken to sop up the $4 pitchers of Miller High Life. Or if soul food isn’t your forte, there’s a pizza topped with tater tots, hot dogs, and ketchup and one that’s even smothered in macaroni and cheese. Which, if that isn’t a big enough turn off, wait until you order a little baggie of candied sriracha bacon for dessert. No thanks. Dining amongst the company of an elementary school second-place softball tournament celebration at Pizza Hut sounds way more appetizing. They serve beer there, right?