1. Slamming into a fence. Or a bush. Or someone’s beloved potted plant.
Whether you’re dodging your ’69 Vespa Sprint through Smart Cars in Italy or weaving your Honda Cub through stand-still traffic in Hanoi, it’s going to happen at some point, so it’s best to get it over with. Go practice in an alley or on some side road at 2 AM, and once you’ve been bested by some rogue fence or a potted plant, know that you’re most of the way there. But if it’s a potted plant, you’re going to have to get back up on that horse right away and get outta there. Remember: brake right, clutch left, and don’t look back at whatever woman in her nightie is yelling at you.