HAWAII — it’s “paradise found” for some people, but you’re not one of them. There’s a few reasons why you should skip the most tropical place in the USA, but if you’re convinced otherwise, we’ve got details on how you can score a trip to the Big Island of Hawaii. We just hope you can get through these “uninspiring” Instagram images to find out more.
10 Reasons Why You Should NEVER Travel to Hawaii
1. Surfing? That’s for people who want to hang out at the beach all day.
2. You have better things to do back home than attend a luau.
3. Because standing in crystal-clear water, admiring the swaying palm trees against the azure-blue sky, makes for a “meh” profile picture.
4. This view will NOT make your friends jealous.
5. There can’t possibly be anything interesting at the top of this climb.
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6. Deepfried SPAM musubi seems like something only a foodie would try.
7. Whatever these people are doing on that pier is not as cool as sitting at home, binge watching House of Cards.
8. You definitely don’t want to eat anything like this gorgeous treat from Nicoco Hawaiian Gelato.
9. Double rainbows? Psh who cares, right?
10. Because hammocks + sunsets ≠ the best thing ever.
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