LADIES, take it from me. They will steal your heart. They will own it. They will take your breath away. They will turn your round irises into heart shapes. They will make your knees tremble. And once you go Mex, you can never go Ex.
1. You will get addicted to those guacamole dips they make every day.
Onions, tomatoes, lemon, an avocado, and its seed — that’s the perfect recipe for a cabron’s daily nutritional need. It may look like they’re just randomly mixing stuff in a bowl, but in reality, they are brewing perfection. I tried to do this myself but it’s never the same.
And when you try to ask for the recipe, they don’t have it. It’s just a natural talent. Why they include the avocado’s seed is another mystery.