IF YOUR PLANE went down somewhere on the way home from a surf holiday in South Africa, backpacking Mozambique, or a voluntourism trip to Kenya, this could save your life.1

It’s the You Don’t Know Africa game, and in light of the hi-jinks the British and Americans have been having with maps recently, those of us from the south thought we’d get involved. Because it’s righteously funny when we watch you try to hunt down Cape Verde with the mouse, or have no clue whatsoever what a “Togo” is.

We’re not complete bastards though. At least we give you hints for finding the Central African Republic and South Africa. As for discerning the two Congos, you’re on your own.

    1Supplies, medical training, and the ability to survive a plane crash may also be required.