This guy rides up to a ‘mercadinho’ — a grocery store in Brazil — armed and prepared to rob it. He is subsequently thrown out of the window — Jazzy Jeff style. His accomplice rides off and he is left to pick up his gun…and his dignity.

This video perfectly illustrates the catch-22 of being a criminal: either you’re a good criminal — in which case you’re not likely a good person — or you’re a bad criminal, which means you’re just a moron. This Brazilian grocery store bandit is definitely the latter.