Things You Learn When You Live in Argentina
IF, by virtue of charity or the circumstance of desperation, you ever chance to live a little time in Argentina, you will acquire many exotic new facts. You will learn that it is possible, and economically advantageous, to walk fifteen large dogs simultaneously. You will learn that you weren’t really eating ice cream before, just frozen, flavored milkstuff. You will learn that it’s OK for Christmas decorations to stay up until Easter.