Don’t let all the zeroes fool you.

Family is one of those Big American Buzzwords.

And no matter what your family looks like, whether you get along great or hate each others’ guts, everyone agrees on one thing: money matters.

If the USA is one big family — who’s the family financial planner?

If it were up to you, would want someone handling your money who had LOST SIX BILLION DOLLARS IN SHRINK-WRAPPED CASH?

Whatever, I guess that’s still only a fraction of the Army’s air conditioning bill.

Something’s gotta change.