If you’d rather take your chances with the TSA scanner than have an agent reach into various personal crevices, check out these radiation-blocking and/or hilarious clothing and underwear.
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Photo courtesy of Mojito, le blog d'Inti

Translated from French.

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Rocky Flats Gear

First to the scene with a strategically-placed fig leaf solution for protecting private parts, US-based Rocky Flats Gear manufactures "revolutionary flexible, attractive, lightweight, Lead (Pb) free, radiation shielding garments for individuals."

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Rocky Flats Gear

Source: AP Photo/Rocky Flats Gear

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Rocky Flats Gear

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4th Amendment Clothing Line

While this undergarment designed by artist artist Mike McQuade doesn’t technically block radiation, it does state the following in metallic-ink which shows up on the x-ray: "The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."

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4th Amendment Clothing Line

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Flying Pasties

Not just for strippers and exotic dancers, these pasties by Flying Pasties are designed to cover sensitive areas. They come in dimensions and sizes for both men and women. According to the company: "Flying Pasties are NOT your typical Pasty or sticker, they are reusable – and can obscure your private areas when you pass through airport scanners. No adhesive necessary as they simply slip into your clothing! Until now, citizens haven’t had a proper way to voice their displeasure over the intrusive nature of airport scanners. Flying Pasties. Giving you back your right to privacy."