Your holiday light tour always ended at the Denver City & County Building.
And you never quite understood what all the hype was about. I mean, it looks the exact same every single year, why is this causing such a fuss? I’ve seen more originality in a Colorado Rockies trade deal.
As soon as you saw Dealin’ Doug wearing a Santa Hat, you knew it was time to hit Park Meadows.
It seems so much less pretentious than Cherry Creek.