12 Commandments for Dating a Las Vegas Girl
1. Thou shalt not admit to going to strip clubs.
Okay, you’re a man and you live in a city with some of the best strip clubs in the world. Of course you’ve been. Just keep it to yourself.
2. Thou shalt not call a girl your “good luck charm” at the blackjack table.
What am I, at work right now?
3. Thou shalt not mention the Treasure Island Sirens.
If you know anything about Vegas, you know that the best Treasure Island show was a real, gritty, pirate battle from the good ‘ol days — not the new Britney Spears-inspired spectacle it has become. A preference for the new show distinguishes the locals from the tourists.