Thou shalt not serve a Bloody Mary without a beer chaser.
Or an asparagus spear, a pickle, cheese curds, celery, a pepperoni stick, a slider or two and about half the appetizer menu crammed onto toothpicks because Wisconsin. One bar even serves theirs with an entire fried chicken.
Thou shalt not besmirch the Green and Gold.
I’ve never been much of a sports fan, so it’s taken some time to get used to all conversation attempts between the months of September and February being drowned out by an entire state screaming “Go Pack Go!”