1. “What’s a LoDo?”
LoDo is short for Lo(wer) Do(wntown). It’s a rather spendy and trendy former skid row that sprang up when Coors Field opened in 1995, where free parking doesn’t exist anywhere but expensive food does.
2. “Do you smoke marijuana all the time?”
Not really.
3. “Where are the mountains?”
OK, if you glance west a little way past the really tall buildings in downtown, you’ll view some hilly bumps off into the distance. If you’re lucky, you might notice some snow on top. That’s the Rockies!