1. You don’t own an umbrella.
It rains a lot, so there’s no point of going through the hassle of lugging an umbrella everywhere. Your Northface jacket is just fine.
2. You shopped at Value Village before Macklemore made it famous.
You knew back in the 90s that was the place to get your vintage fur coats.
3. You won’t try salmon from anywhere else.
Why would you eat it frozen and shipped when you can get it fresh from the Northwest at Duke’s?