THE CUTENESS OF a panda is just an adorable sham, a distraction for stupid humans to put time and effort into “saving” them from extinction; meanwhile, pandas contribute to their own demise. But I suppose humans do as well. The following video is definitely evidence of “nature versus nurture”; I just called my parents to apologize for putting up with me during my angsty teenager phase, noting that my life could have been worse — I could have been born a seahorse.