1. Make awkward eye contact with Andre 3000 while deciding between Asian peanut pesto or coconut curry at Chow Baby.
2. Question your life’s direction after a pair of 55-year-old tits crush your beer can at the Clermont Lounge. Deem your life’s direction totally on track.
3. Learn how to drive like an asshole when tossed in the bowl of spaghetti junction during rush hour. Remember that letting people over is a sign of weakness and turn signals are a government conspiracy.