1. You’ve shaken hands with Scotty and Scooter at the Candlelight Tavern.
2. You’ve made the trek down East Colfax to Pete’s Kitchen after last call and seen a potentially liquored up Pete Cantos walking from table to table talking about lamb shank.
3. You can distinctly point out whether that stench around the corner is coming from a skunk or a group of people taking a ‘safety break.’