PAUL SIMON HAS A GREAT song called “50 Ways to Leave Your Lover.” But why on earth would you want 50 ways to leave your lover? Why not go for 50 ways to keep your lover instead? Fortunately for us, JustTheFlight.co.uk put together this handy guide for how to say (and how to pronounce) “I love you” in 50 languages from around the world. It’s the perfect antidote to that catchy song.