1. Ask me whether I am a feminist or a feminazi.
If you’re the kind of person who believes that fighting for gender equality is just like systematically murdering millions of people, I’m probably going to look like and extremist to you.
2. Complain unironically about “the friend zone.”
The friend zone sounds like a fantastic place to be in. I love being friends with people! But if any of my friends believes my friendship is a consolation prize for not having sex, I’d like to know. I want them as far away from me as possible. As soon as possible.