Confuse us with the FIBs.
You might know this delightful little acronym if you’re from our neighbor to the south. Illinoisans like to invade our space. They come up north, eat our cheese, drink our only-available-in-Wisconsin beer, then go back home like they think it’s better down there. And the whole time, they drive terribly. So they’ve earned the nickname “Fucking Illinois Bastards.” The FIBs. So whatever you do, don’t confuse us with someone from Illinois. Or Minnesota. Or Michigan.