VALENTINE’S DAY SUCKS when you’re single. It’s the absolute worst. And while some of the singlefolk among us are single because they just got out of relationships, are single as an active choice, or just haven’t met anyone right for a bit, there are also those who are single because they’re insanely picky and set ridiculous preconditions on the people they’ll even consider looking at in a romantic way.

That’s the message coming to you from Paul Gale Comedy this Valentine’s Day: you might be staying single for incredibly stupid reasons. Take love where you find it, people! Also, have a very happy Valentine’s Day, to singles, the couples, and the rare, lucky triples out there.