1. You’ve chugged a 40 of Black Ice in a ravine. In -10 weather.
2. May 2-4 means drinking a 2-4 of Creemore at the cottage.
3. You’ve been drunk snowmobiling in Collingwood.
4. You got your fake ID from that shady place next to the Eaton Centre. Or the shady guy at school who changed the date on your G1.
5. You could always count on Sneaky Dee’s, Philthy McNasty’s, and The Unicorn for some no-holds-barred underage drinking.