1. Your driveway was so long that the police never busted your parties.
Driveways were long enough to hide the parade of cars with college stickers and neighbors were too far away to complain about the Rage Against the Machine blasting from the stereo. Epic parties were held in some of the most beautiful homes in the country. Private tennis courts graced backyards and saunas stood at attention in basements. You probably threw up in more than a few of them and cleaned it up with your own shirt.