12 Reasons You Should Never Travel To Sydney With Your Kids

1. You like to dress your little one in hand-me-downs from your mum.

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2. Because being able to order a babyccino without cringing is no biggie.

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3. You know the songs of Hi-5 off by heart but your children meeting them in person wouldn’t be major.

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4. Indoor sky diving? What little guy would want to live out his dream of being a superhero?

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5. Australia is well known for its shark-infested waters. It’s hardly a place you’d want to teach your kiddies to swim.

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6. Why on earth would anyone want to take their kids to the world’s largest IMAX? And for free for documentaries? Madness!

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7. And there’s nothing to do in winter. Oh… other than some of the world’s best swimming pool complexes.

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8. Visiting one of the coolest Sea Life centers on the planet would not blow your family’s mind!

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9. Because camping overnight, waking with the lions, feeding giraffes, and hanging out with the zoo keepers at Taronga Zoo sounds really dull.

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10. Children are welcome EVERYWHERE even at happy hour!

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11. The beaches are full of supermodels and don’t cater for families with outdoor baby pools.

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12. You prefer your kids to be home playing the Xbox rather than rock pooling on Bondi.

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