14 reasons why you should never travel to California
I’VE LIVED IN CALIFORNIA, both Northern and Southern, for over 20 years. Honestly, I can’t figure out what the 15 million international tourists each year expect to see. 
1. Camping with a view? No thanks.
2. You’ve seen a thousand bridges…why would you want to see another?
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3. You’d rather see parking lots when you turn west during the sunset.
4. Road trips are boring.
5. Swimming in lap pools is just better.
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6. Being in awe of nature isn’t your thing.
7. Adventure isn’t in your vocabulary..
8. Who wants adrenaline with their morning surf?
9. You prefer to practice your kick flips in the Walmart parking lot.
10. Panoramic views don’t impress you.
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11. Los Angeles is just a concrete jungle.
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12. You’re afraid of heights.
13. You’d rather go to bed right after dinner.
14. A stressful lifestyle is a better lifestyle.
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