14 reasons why Texas BBQ is just the worst

1. Making a booty call after a feast like this is off the table.

The cause of today's food coma….but OOOOHHHH so worth it #cheatday #foodporn #nomnomnom #txbbq #dallasbbq #dallas #dallaseats #stretchypantsneeded #brunchwiththeBFFS #myfriendsarebetterthanyours #palabra

A photo posted by El Diablo in Chucks (@jchico13) on May 24, 2015 at 12:04pm PDT

2. Because only the KFC bucket is the ultimate family feast. Right?

#txbbq #opies

A photo posted by Blake White (@ablakew) on May 24, 2015 at 12:01pm PDT

3. What’s with all the sides? Mac’n’Cheese, potato salad, beans, slaw…

Not vegan but oh hot damn #bbq #austin #foodtrucks #labarbeque

A photo posted by The Shine Collective (@theshinecollective) on May 28, 2015 at 2:58pm PDT

4. It’s said if you eat enough you turn into half-man, half-beast.

Came across this old, weather worn buff skull while in Ngorongoro Crater, most likely from a lion kill. There's a certain saying that comes to mind, you know the one…

A photo posted by Tyler Sharp (@tylersharpphoto) on Apr 15, 2015 at 10:22am PDT

5. They don’t mess around down in the Lone Star State. “No Kidding” OK?

No sauce, no forks, no kidding. #LockhartTX #KreuzMarket

A photo posted by Andrew Warren Barlow (@aw_b) on May 22, 2015 at 10:43am PDT

6. Food coma naps? No thanks.

A photo posted by Tyler Sharp (@tylersharpphoto) on May 9, 2015 at 10:49am PDT

7. Forget about fine dining, no need for mother’s best china.

#bbq #labarbeque #porkitup #nomnom #grub #brisket #deadandgonetoheaven #pig #humble #thatssomepig! #Austin

A photo posted by @garrettnyc on May 23, 2015 at 9:32am PDT

8. Knowing where your meat comes from and the concept of farm-to-plate is simply unnecessary.

A photo posted by Lauren Marek (@laurenmarek) on Nov 24, 2014 at 8:24pm PST

9. The idea that BBQ can go beyond half a cow just does not register.

A photo posted by Tyler Sharp (@tylersharpphoto) on Nov 15, 2014 at 11:59am PST

10. The stand-alone, $100, back-garden, do-it-yourself, crappy BBQ is quite sufficient.

One of the highlights of this rainy weekend. #saltlick #driftwood #txbbq

A photo posted by Katie Legg (@katielegg81) on May 25, 2015 at 1:29pm PDT

11. It’s all about location, location, location.

Had a great weekend in Nocona, and got a few steps closer to my goal of having a permanent presence here. Been rubbing elbows with community leaders and visionaries here, and am gonna do my best to help put this place back on the map. Big things coming for my favorite little town in Texas.

A photo posted by Tyler Sharp (@tylersharpphoto) on May 24, 2015 at 12:01pm PDT

12. It’s really tough to find a high-quality butcher in Texas.

A photo posted by Lauren Marek (@laurenmarek) on Aug 3, 2014 at 6:38am PDT

13. Sharing an outdoor BBQ feast with friends and family is just the pits.

Made it back from Austin in time for a date with my lovely sister @mollysharpjewels, an amazing outdoor dinner on a farm hosted by @projectsnakefox. So nice to meet a bunch of other creatives in the DFW area. Salud!

A photo posted by Tyler Sharp (@tylersharpphoto) on Feb 21, 2015 at 4:22pm PST

14. Having Texas BBQ in your everyday diet must be detrimental to your health…right?

The week is almost most over, don't ignore your hunger pains.. #raysbbqshack #txBBQ #houbbq #Raysdoesitbetter #BBQLovers

A photo posted by Rays Real Pit BBQ Shack (@raysbbqshack) on May 30, 2015 at 12:36pm PDT