1. Don’t you know beer and mountains don’t mix?

2. A hotel that has a heated pool on a lake? Yeah, right!

太美了~連可愛的司機都來游個泳,這邊的人真的很會享受生活😇

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3. The only food they have is Wiener Schnitzel.

#chipo #jausn #falkner #buschenschank

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4. The landscape isn’t that stunning.

The edge of Beauty 💙💙💙 #throwback #hallstatt #austria #beautifuldestinations #VKtraveldiary

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5. You’re a wildlife fanatic, so best stick to someplace else where there’s actually something to see.

ALPENPARK KARWENDEL | by @becknaphoto

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6. You’ll feel belittled by Vienna and its good looks.

WIEN | by @mittekat

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7. The architecture is way too distracting.

Hundertwasserhaus. #vscocam #polaroids #myhandinframe #vienna #wien #wenen #2015 #hundertwasserhaus

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8. Wolfgang who?

Mozart. #statuesofinstagram

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9. You’ll get ‘doe, a deer, a female deer’ stuck in your head during your entire trip to Salzburg.

Do, a deer A female deer… #BestEzEuroTrip #Salzburg #Austria #SoundOfMusic #MirabellGarten #Mirabell #DoReMi

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10. And of course you’ll want to move into Captain Von Trapp’s mansion.

11. What’s so fun about snow?

12. It’s impossible to find a decent hike!

Österrike 💗💗 #zellamsee #stwolfgang #mondsee

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13. Outside concerts? It’s way too cold for that!

14. There’s just too much culture. You won’t be able to cope!

今天是換跳當地民俗舞蹈💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻年紀最小的實在太可愛~!💘💘

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15. You’ll never find anywhere else as beautiful as Austria.

#Austria is very nice! 🇦🇹 #Innsbruck

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