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15 reasons you should never travel to Austria
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1. Don’t you know beer and mountains don’t mix?
2. A hotel that has a heated pool on a lake? Yeah, right!
3. The only food they have is Wiener Schnitzel.
4. The landscape isn’t that stunning.
5. You’re a wildlife fanatic, so best stick to someplace else where there’s actually something to see.
6. You’ll feel belittled by Vienna and its good looks.
7. The architecture is way too distracting.
8. Wolfgang who?
9. You’ll get ‘doe, a deer, a female deer’ stuck in your head during your entire trip to Salzburg.
10. And of course you’ll want to move into Captain Von Trapp’s mansion.
11. What’s so fun about snow?
12. It’s impossible to find a decent hike!
13. Outside concerts? It’s way too cold for that!
14. There’s just too much culture. You won’t be able to cope!
15. You’ll never find anywhere else as beautiful as Austria. 
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