1. You grew up in an apartment building playing with the kids who lived below or above you.
Because there are only a few parts of São Paulo that aren’t completely filled with skyscrapers, your neighbors were never on the left or the right.
2. You’re so spoiled, you can’t understand when something’s not available to you.
You can always find a party on a Tuesday night, your gym’s always open at 4 a.m., and you got French take out at 3 a.m. last Wednesday.