1. Honk the horn when you pull up to the house.
No, come to the door to pick up your date. Do you not realize that her daddy is waiting on the porch and he finds joy in scaring you? With over 51% of Alabamians being gun owners, I’d call that a 100% chance that you’ll regret ever putting your hand on that horn.
2. Order a Bud Light.
Nah, I don’t think so. We’re gonna cancel that order, and take this opportunity to have an Alabama craft beer tasting. If you can’t appreciate Good People’s Coffee Oatmeal Stout, we might as well shake hands and part ways as friends.