1. Thou shalt not call a hoagie a sub.
We don’t care what it’s called anywhere else.
2. Thou shalt not expect PennDOT to take care of the roads.
When there are potholes or snow, there will be nowhere to go.
3. Thou shalt have a firehall wedding reception.
Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.
4. Thou shalt expect all 4 seasons in a week.
A true phenomenon.
