What they say: It was a quick drive over here.
What they mean: I sat in 2 hours of soul-crushing traffic.
What they say: I’m from San Diego/Orange County.
What they mean: REPUBLICAN
What they say: I’m on a cleanse.
What they mean: I’m so hungry I might eat you.
What they say: I love Elon Musk.
What they mean: I work for Tesla and I’m afraid of getting fired.
What they say: My company just IPO’d.
What they mean: I’m very rich now.
What they say: The tech industry has really improved SF.
What they mean: My company just IPO’d and I’m very rich now.
What they say: San Diego is the best.
What they mean: Surfing is life.
What they say: I want to move to Portland.
What they mean: My facial hair isn’t quite working down here.