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How To Speak Proper Philadelphian – Lesson #2

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by Ryan Miscavage Feb 14, 2018

1. Wooder

This is what keeps you hydrated.

2. Pressils

One of the best food you can find in Philly.

3. Punkin Pie

Grandma always makes the best one.

4. Jeet?

Shortening 4 words into 1 is essential when you’re speaking Philadelphian.

5. Lie-berry

This is where you study.

6. Wal-Would

The best beach in Jersey.

7. Spicket

If you call this something else, you’re wrong.

8. Awn and Awf

Turn the lightswitch “awf”!

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